Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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