I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think i got beer on your cat.
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