He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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