I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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