I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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