"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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