Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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