office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
organizing the empties. That sober.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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