I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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