I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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