Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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