ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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