do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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