I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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