Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
