Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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