normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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