When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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