**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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