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The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray

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let's bang

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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

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(207): View more from Maine

at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally

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(330): View more from Ohio

you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do

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(228): View more from Mississippi

For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.

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(240): View more from Maryland

she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.

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(314): View more from Missouri

That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You threw him in the dryer?

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He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.

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