idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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