well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I am available for nakedness
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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