My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Acid is not a monday night drug
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
