therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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