2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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