I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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