I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
