I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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