Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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