i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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