So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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