Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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