how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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