I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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