what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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