Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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