So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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