Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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