dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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