I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
In other news, I just burned my penis
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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