is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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