Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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