Joe is yelling at the trees again.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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