Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i drank out of a bidet.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's shark week go big or go home
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