Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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