That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
