The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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