His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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