I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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