Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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