Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
