Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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