finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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