just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
