Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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